The Cavs Are Actually Winning This Series

Somehow, the Cleveland Cavaliers aka "The Lebrons" are winning their series. They lead the Pistons 3-2 after losing the first two games. Lebron "We are all witnesses despite low playoff ratings" James is proving to be as crazy good as we thought he was. He still is somehow carrying a team that does almost nothing to help him. It just goes to show you that whoever told you that basketball is a team game is a dirty, stupid liar. Hear that, every High School JV basketball coach in America? You lie to little kids! If you are as awesome as Lebron, your team will probably win games. Just look at the Los Angeles Kobes: they won when Kobe took 300 shots a game. Guess who won the night Kobe scored 81 points? The Lakers! See kids, sharing is not caring. Sharing is for losers. Well, I am exaggerating just a tad. Basketball is a game where one or two players can make or break a team. I still don't see the Cavs winning the series. The Pistons, who had huge expectations coming into the playoffs, will not choke. They just have too many good players. Chauncy Billups, Big Muscular Scary Wallace, Crazy Weed-Smoking Wallace, Rip Hamilton, and Tayshaun Prince have to be enough to takedown Lebron. So far they have been off of their game, but great teams like the Pistons play their best when they're backed into a corner. Just look at this analogy of the two teams: Lebron is rampaging Godzilla and the Pistons are the smaller parts of a giant Gundam Wing/Mech Warrior/Power Rangers robot. All 5 parts combine into one super mega robot, but does that robot have enough to stop one radioactive and psychotic beast? If this were a poorly made 80's Japanese anime, the answer would be yes. Giant robots always win. Unfortunatly, real life is not always like a poorly made 80's Japanese Anime. Real life has better animation. Lebron better watch his back or he'll be stepped on by a 50-foot robot war machine. Game 6 shall be good.