Playoff Predictions, Round Numbah 2

Ahh...the NBA Playoffs. An eternal blissful experience of basketball. Emphasis on the eternal, by the way. This thing is freakin' long. Well, I was pretty okish in round 1 so let's see what my ESP can do in round 2.

Nets over Heat- Shaq Daddy, don't be fooled by Nedad Kristic's doofy facial hair. The man can ball. The Heat had a lot of trouble guarding those legends on the Bulls so who knows how badly they will fair guarding Kidd, Carter, and Jefferson. And again, I will ask the question: who the hell is Stan Van Gundy rooting for?

Pistons over Lebrons- The Cleveland Cavaliers, devoid of any talent to help Lebron James (sorry Illgauskas, the cool nickname Z can't save you, ditto Flip Murray) will now be referred to as the Lebrons since he is basically the team. The Pistons should have no trouble playing some 5 on 1 basketball

Spurs over Mavericks- Look for Duncan to go vintage on the Mavs and bust them up. Injuries can't keep Duncin' Donuts down for long. This is the best matchup of the playoffs so far. Too bad it's only happening in the second round.

Suns over Clippers- Who doesn't want to see the Clippers win this series? They have an unrivaled history of failure and most of those rabid LA sports fans probably never heard of them up until this year. I'm rooting for Elton's boys but I just don't see them getting passed the Big Nash and the Suns